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Matt is a comedian. He likes unicorns. He personally respects the way they keep their lustrous white coats so clean and shiny. He envies their beauty and majestic cuteness.

Matt lives in New York City. He often gets lost and thinks he is going to die. He eats a lot of crappy food and then cries himself to sleep at night, reprimanding himself for eating so many cookies.

Matt loves his girlfriend very much. He also envies her majestic beauty and cuteness. It is not hard to see why.

Matt has a website. Here it is!

Spring has sprung!